i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
Me: Hey, I just met you
Me: And this is crazy
Me: But I've got Alzheimers
Me: Hey, I just met you
american person: *writes date*
me: but there is no 15th month
I got bored of tumblr so I opened up a new tab and went to tumblr
tentacruels: i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
the-dave-of-guy: itnernet: meatmodel: im outside whats it like can you send me a link
methlabrador: i just made mac and cheese but it was too hot so i asked my dad for something to cool it down with like ice or something and he just wordlessly took the bowl and walked out and i was like wtf dad and then he walked back in and the bowl of mac and cheese was wearing sunglasses
byebyebarbie: I was really shocked to see that Tim Burton had chosen Johnny Depp to star in his next film
do you guys whisper italics in your head because i do
dyslecix: i pretend i dont care but deep down i really still dont care
bellalison: I think the main reason I don’t like 4/20 is that it’s not reduced to the lowest denominator.
I wish Tumblr had a “I feel your pain” button because I feel terrible whenever I “like” one of your sad text posts and it looks like I enjoy watching you suffer because I don’t I really don’t
squidwurd: i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
leviolet: D: Do all Devil Fruit have that swirly pattern on them? O: That’s right. It’s what distinguishes them from other fruit. Sometimes I wonder if Sanji himself is a Devil Fruit.
THAT IS MAHOGANY!: lbenanti: today in english... →
lbenanti: today in english someone asked who the toucan in the lion king is in terms of hamlet (w/e w/e that’s not relevant) and so the whole class got into a debate about the fact it’s not a toucan but no one could remember what kind of bird it was and they were all like ‘some african…
My mum thinks I have a boyfriend. … … … … … ...
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nevillelongbadass: assholedisney: Zac Efron. He can dance across the Cornucopia and then be like “Wait a minute not the time and place, WAIT A MINUTE, GET MY HEAD IN THE GAMES” #guys come on #stop killing each other #and remember#we’re all in this together
galosengen: octopusoracle: if you think our economy is bad just be thankful you dont live in neopia
thesulfurandthesea: she said I couldnt build a car out of spaghetti you should have seen her face when I drove pasta